Winter Gathering
December 5, 2007
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Adaptation by Krissy Kallestad
*ALL*: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my advisor gave to me:
*12*: TWELVE PRESENTATIONS
*11*: ELEVEN CONFERENCE ROOMATES
*10*: TEN MINUTE DEADLINES
*9*: NINE PRE-MED STUDENTS
*8*: EIGHT CELLS TO PATCHCLAMP
*7*: SEVEN PERCENT FUNDING
*6*: SIX YEARS OF MADNESS
*5*: FIVE SPECIFIC AIMS
*4*: FOUR HUNDRED GRAPHS
*3*: THREE CHRONIC RIGS
*2*: TWO UNTRAINED MONKEYS
*1*: AND A TRANSGENIC MOUSE TO CREATE